Noob of the Month: Hillary Clinton

I have decided to start a new series. Much like "Rofl-Moment of the Month", in "Noob of the Month" I will write about someone who is a noob.
As happy as I am to see Hillary Clinton leave us, it isn't without a bit of regret. Actually, bit is far too weak a word here. Perhaps "magnitude" would be more appropriate. Where are the 200,000 jobs she promised? During her time in the Senate, New York actually lost 35,800 jobs. Not that I ever expected her to deliver on her promise. But now she scampers off scot-free to go play little Miss Secretary for a while. New York was just a rung on her ladder to the top. I hope she falls off.
Hillary Clinton is a carpet-bagging, arrogant, clueless, feminist, manipulative woman. She is a vampire, sucking NY dry and moving on.
She voted for the Iraq War, but now demonizes the very people she voted with.
Clearly, she is a powerhungry old bag. No questions there.
She's pro-abortion. Nuff' said.
She's certainly ambitious.
Again, where are the jobs?
Whatever hallucinogenic drugs she was taking caused here to believe she was under fire in Bosnia.
There you have it NY. That's our girl, the next Secretary of State. I'm so proud I could cry.